*A.R.S.E Profile Chanel2

Monday, April 7, 2008

Chanel2 *ARSE member since January 08 (foundation member) Red Bubble member since October 2007 is in danger of being kicked out of *ARSE due to her habit of winning all the Challenge prizes.


Chanel2 (Cath) is responsible for the Group logo and is a prolific contributor.


We honour Chanel2 with this profile.


Yeeeaaahhhh (thunderous applause)





TOURETTES


Hanging in the playground


Talking to my friends


Thinking we were all the same


With familiar trends



Telling different stories


Of our Mothers plight


How they handled stressful times


Or when they’re in a fight
One girl starts to tell her tale


With big round ogle eyes


Her Mum once Yelled out “BLOODY”


In an angry screechy cry



Another told her Mothers tale


One night while in a fit


Threw her arms up in the air


Screaming the word “SHIT”!



A third girls Mum is more creative


In her verbal land


Yelling certain cursing words


About the holy man



As the tales got round to me


I broke in to a sweat


These girls


Can’t come back to my house cause…..I think,


My Mum has got Tourette’s!



ROAD RAGE


Slow cars


Busy highways


Car blinkers OFF


When moving sideways


Everyday I go insane


When driving next toSHIT FOR BRAINS!


Why can’t you be considerate?


Get off the road, you IDIOT!


Avoiding mums in 4 wheel drives


Old bags with thier blinding eyes


Hateful words bounce from my lips


With temper tantrum yelling slips


Here comes that twinge back in my neck


I’m a road rage psycho angry wreck


When in my car my brain goes hazy


Incompetence will make you crazy


Thank goodness we are finally here


Give me a kiss, I love you dear


Remember to abide my rule


Be fair and nice in play at school



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1 comments:

Cathryn said...

Thanks Guys, this is so special :))

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